Jack Gallo So you’ve never compared yourself to other men?
Dennis Finch No. I mean, only guys in porno movies. I just figured I was a little bigger than average.
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Dennis Finch Hey, we meet again. So, wanna hit the town tonight?
Woman I’ve got plans.
Dennis Finch You might wanna change ’em.
Woman Oh? And why is that?
Dennis Finch Well, let’s just say I put my pants on three legs at a time.
Woman What are you talking about?
Dennis Finch I’m saying why settle for a ukulele when you can play the cello?
Woman Are you having some sort of a breakdown?
Dennis Finch You know what? You’re right. I’m not making sense. Perhaps there’s not enough blood in my brain, because it’s all in my ridiculously large penis.
Cal (video) I have a very pretty dick. Do you want to see it?.
Hookup #1 (video) What do you like to be called? Mister? Master? Daddy?…
Cal I want to talk to you. You’re a strong man, Nathaniel. I knew it from the moment you were born. You have an… iron will… …drive, determination. I’ve always admired that in you. Because some day, it will lead you to greatness. But no one in this world will ever root for you. They’ll see what I see and they’ll despise you for it. Sometimes you’ll know, and sometimes you won’t. But the farther you go, the sharper their blade. Just don’t ever give them an opening.
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Rue (V.O.) By 12, he had adopted a rigid diet and workout schedule…He joined the football team as a freshman and quickly excelled. By the year’s end, he was not only the starting quarterback, but the team captain. He loved the crowds, the pats on the back, the cheers, the feeling of winning. But he hated being in the locker room. He hated how casual how his teammates were about being naked… …how they’d talk to him with their dicks hanging out. He made a concerted effort to always maintain eye contact during these exchanges. Every now and then, he’d forget, and accidentally catch a glimpse of someone’s penis.
Susan I just wanted to say “congratulations.”
Lynette For what?
Susan Well, I don’t mean to be crass, but when I walked in one you guys, I couldn’t help but notice that Tom is quite… gifted. … How come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?
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Sally …What did you see in him? He’s so dull! I need personality, verve, humor. At least now I know why you called him donkey-brain!
Susan Actually, I called him ‘donkey’.
Sally Yeah, but I got the point.
Susan …No you didn’t.
Sally What? You mean… you mean…?
Susan Some men are born lucky. Some men are born very lucky.
Sally What was Patrick born?
Susan A tripod.
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Mark Yeah, but I mean, does size really make a difference? You know what woman always say?
Patrick Ouch?
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